Original von Subzero
Treffen sich 4 Zwerge. Der 1.:"Man ich mach gar keinen schaden." Der 2.:"mensch ich heal nix." der 3.:"Ich halt echt gar nix aus." Darauf sagt der 4. nur: "ach lol willkommen im Club. bin ach Paladin"
Du hast doch den besten vergessen ;P
Was haben nen Pala und Atommüll gemeinsam??
Man bekommt sie net kaputt also ignoriert man sie...
Und jetzt mal wieder zu tollen Dialogen.. Hab auf der Homepage meines großen bruders etwas gefunden, was dieser mal iwann im IRC geschrieben ahben muss...
<CaptainNuss> Greetings
<Pfampfmann> i think ill call him Rupert
<Pfampfmann> hello CaptainNuss
<CaptainNuss> your daughter?
<CaptainNuss>
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<Pfampfmann> yes
<CaptainNuss> hi pfampf
<Pfampfmann> May I interest you in a Monkey ?
<CaptainNuss> actually i need one to rule the world
* Pfampfmann rumages in his barrel
<Pfampfmann> yeah this guy will do
<Pfampfmann> his name is er
<Pfampfmann> Borris
<CaptainNuss> Becker?
<Pfampfmann> shure
<Pfampfmann> why not
<Pfampfmann> he likes to rule things
<CaptainNuss> hmm...
<CaptainNuss> cool!
<CaptainNuss> does he like being ruled?
<Pfampfmann> if you spank your monkey at all he will go mad at you though
<Pfampfmann> i got a fresh bag of BDSM monkeys
<CaptainNuss> BDSM?
<Pfampfmann> if u like to rule them
<Pfampfmann> my BDSM monkeys like to be whipped
<Pfampfmann> and spanked
<CaptainNuss> just like a girl i know...
<Pfampfmann> i have a fresh bag of African spitting monkeys
<Pfampfmann> if your rub these special monkeys they will spit at you
<CaptainNuss> sounds interesting...
<Pfampfmann> we also stock mussle monkeys they are big thick and long
<Pfampfmann> this ones called Mr Slongington
<CaptainNuss> cool...
<Pfampfmann> only thing is they dont stand to attention like our viagro monkeys
<CaptainNuss> i need one that survives my treatment
<CaptainNuss> i got these funny toys, you know...
<Pfampfmann> you can order special armor plating from out sister company "monkey shields"
<Pfampfmann> our*
<CaptainNuss> how about speaking monkeys with feminine voices?
<CaptainNuss> or maskulin voices for my brother?
<Pfampfmann> speaking monkeys
<Pfampfmann> hmm
<Pfampfmann> u can get these ones with voice boxes
<Pfampfmann> they sound like stephen hawking
<CaptainNuss> do they give intelligent answers like steven hawking?
<Pfampfmann> yes!
<Pfampfmann> they even paint paintings
<CaptainNuss> just like "Don't hurt me, I'm injured" or so?
<CaptainNuss> paintings? what kind of paintings?
<Pfampfmann> they are into new age art... like spraying the paint onto the wall
<Pfampfmann> and creating wild patterns
<CaptainNuss> wild patterns... thats not what i require
<CaptainNuss> do they do body painting?
<Pfampfmann> yes !
<Pfampfmann> they like to slap againts the wall
<CaptainNuss> i say "woman" and the monkey makes himself look like a woman or so
<Pfampfmann> you can dress them up
<Pfampfmann> there is a fasionable latex sheeth out at the moment
<CaptainNuss> could use my mom's clothes...
<Pfampfmann> yes
<Pfampfmann> thats a good idea
<CaptainNuss> you dont know my mom...
<CaptainNuss> perhaps it would be better to use my granni's clothes
<Pfampfmann> perhaps
<Pfampfmann> u can have a crippled money for free
<Pfampfmann> but they are a bit defected
<CaptainNuss> i need a fully functional one
<CaptainNuss> to replace some of my teachers
<Pfampfmann> you can get some special magnetic monkeys who are attracted to other monkeys
<CaptainNuss> hmm
<CaptainNuss> what about self destructing monkeys?
<Pfampfmann> yes
<Pfampfmann> we have special rupture monkeys
<Pfampfmann> when to much pressure is applyed to them they expload
<Pfampfmann> hey yoghurt
<CaptainNuss> is there a surprise inside these monkeys?
<Yoghurt> lo
<CaptainNuss> hi yoghurt
<Pfampfmann> captain / yes somtimes there is but u have to cut them open
<CaptainNuss> pfampf, thats no problem
<CaptainNuss> i like cutting things open..